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“What is the Nature of God?”

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"I've just GOT to start labeling my software..."
-- Bloom County


“Then you admit confirming not denying you ever said that?”
"NO! ... I mean Yes! WHAT?"
"I'll put `maybe.'"
-- Bloom County


“What is the Nature of God?”

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"I've just GOT to start labeling my software..."
-- Bloom County


“Then you admit confirming not denying you ever said that?”
"NO! ... I mean Yes! WHAT?"
"I'll put `maybe.'"
-- Bloom County


“You are WRONG, you ol' brass-breasted fascist poop!”
-- Bloom County


“What is the Nature of God?”

CLICK...CLICK...WHIRRR...CLICK...=BEEP!=
1 QT. SOUR CREAM
1 TSP. SAUERKRAUT
1/2 CUT CHIVES.
STIR AND SPRINKLE WITH BACON BITS.

"I've just GOT to start labeling my software..."

-- Bloom County