bart simpson quotes

I WILL NOT CUT CORNERS
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Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7F11

Goldfish don't bounce.

-- Bart Simpson - on the blackboard

Mud is not one of the 4 food groups.

-- Bart Simpson - on the blackboard

No one is interested in my underpants.

-- Bart Simpson - on the blackboard

I will not sell miracle cures.

-- Bart Simpson - on the blackboard

I will not go near the kindergarten turtle.

-- Bart Simpson - on the blackboard

I will return the seeing-eye dog.

-- Bart Simpson - on the blackboard

I WILL NOT SELL LAND IN FLORIDA
I WILL NOT SELL LAND IN FLORIDA
I WILL NOT SELL LAND IN FLORIDA
I WILL NOT SELL LAND IN FLORIDA

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7F16

THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE DOES NOT END WITH HAIL SATAN
THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE DOES NOT END WITH HAIL SATAN
THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE DOES NOT END WITH HAIL SATAN
THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE DOES NOT END WITH HAIL SATAN

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 1F16

I will not charge admission to the bathroom.

-- Bart Simpson - on the blackboard

I will never win an emmy.

-- Bart Simpson - on the blackboard

I WILL NOT GET VERY FAR WITH THIS ATTITUDE
I WILL NOT GET VERY FAR WITH THIS ATTITUDE
I WILL NOT GET VERY FAR WITH THIS ATTITUDE
I WILL NOT GET VERY FAR WITH THIS ATTITUDE

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7F12

The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy.

-- Bart Simpson - on the blackboard

I WILL NOT EXPOSE THE IGNORANCE OF THE FACULTY
I WILL NOT EXPOSE THE IGNORANCE OF THE FACULTY
I WILL NOT EXPOSE THE IGNORANCE OF THE FACULTY
I WILL NOT EXPOSE THE IGNORANCE OF THE FACULTY

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 8F15

I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause.

-- Bart Simpson - on the blackboard

I am not deliciously saucy.

-- Bart Simpson - on the blackboard

I WILL NOT DEMAND WHAT I'M WORTH
I WILL NOT DEMAND WHAT I'M WORTH
I WILL NOT DEMAND WHAT I'M WORTH
I WILL NOT DEMAND WHAT I'M WORTH

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 5F14

THE CAFETERIA DEEP FRYER IS NOT A TOY
THE CAFETERIA DEEP FRYER IS NOT A TOY
THE CAFETERIA DEEP FRYER IS NOT A TOY
THE CAFETERIA DEEP FRYER IS NOT A TOY

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 9F22

I AM NOT THE NEW DALAI LAMA
I AM NOT THE NEW DALAI LAMA
I AM NOT THE NEW DALAI LAMA
I AM NOT THE NEW DALAI LAMA

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 5F17

I WILL NOT SPANK OTHERS
I WILL NOT SPANK OTHERS
I WILL NOT SPANK OTHERS
I WILL NOT SPANK OTHERS

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 8F14

I WILL ONLY DO THIS ONCE A YEAR
I WILL ONLY DO THIS ONCE A YEAR
I WILL ONLY DO THIS ONCE A YEAR
I WILL ONLY DO THIS ONCE A YEAR

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 3F31

I WILL STOP TALKING ABOUT THE TWELVE INCH PIANIST
I WILL STOP TALKING ABOUT THE TWELVE INCH PIANIST
I WILL STOP TALKING ABOUT THE TWELVE INCH PIANIST
I WILL STOP TALKING ABOUT THE TWELVE INCH PIANIST

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 3F07

I AM NOT CERTIFIED TO REMOVE ASBESTOS
I AM NOT CERTIFIED TO REMOVE ASBESTOS
I AM NOT CERTIFIED TO REMOVE ASBESTOS
I AM NOT CERTIFIED TO REMOVE ASBESTOS

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 3F10

I WILL NOT SNAP BRAS
I WILL NOT SNAP BRAS
I WILL NOT SNAP BRAS
I WILL NOT SNAP BRAS

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 8F22

I WILL NOT STRUT AROUND LIKE I OWN THE PLACE
I WILL NOT STRUT AROUND LIKE I OWN THE PLACE
I WILL NOT STRUT AROUND LIKE I OWN THE PLACE
I WILL NOT STRUT AROUND LIKE I OWN THE PLACE

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F15

I WILL NOT FAKE RABIES
I WILL NOT FAKE RABIES
I WILL NOT FAKE RABIES
I WILL NOT FAKE RABIES

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 8F07

Teacher is not a leper.

-- Bart Simpson - on the blackboard

I AM NOT LICENSED TO DO ANYTHING
I AM NOT LICENSED TO DO ANYTHING
I AM NOT LICENSED TO DO ANYTHING
I AM NOT LICENSED TO DO ANYTHING

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 4F08

I WILL NOT EAT THINGS FOR MONEY
I WILL NOT EAT THINGS FOR MONEY
I WILL NOT EAT THINGS FOR MONEY
I WILL NOT EAT THINGS FOR MONEY

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 9F10

MY NAME IS NOT DR. DEATH
MY NAME IS NOT DR. DEATH
MY NAME IS NOT DR. DEATH
MY NAME IS NOT DR. DEATH

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 8F18