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I WILL NOT RE-TRANSMIT WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL
I WILL NOT RE-TRANSMIT WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL
I WILL NOT RE-TRANSMIT WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL
I WILL NOT RE-TRANSMIT WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 1F21
I will not bring sheep to class.
-- Bart Simpson - on the blackboard
THIS IS NOT A CLUE...OR IS IT?
THIS IS NOT A CLUE...OR IS IT?
THIS IS NOT A CLUE...OR IS IT?
THIS IS NOT A CLUE...OR IS IT?
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F16
I WILL NOT MOCK MRS. DUMBFACE
I WILL NOT MOCK MRS. DUMBFACE
I WILL NOT MOCK MRS. DUMBFACE
I WILL NOT MOCK MRS. DUMBFACE
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F21
A BURP IS NOT AN ANSWER
A BURP IS NOT AN ANSWER
A BURP IS NOT AN ANSWER
A BURP IS NOT AN ANSWER
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 9F07
RUDOLPH'S RED NOSE IS NOT ALCOHOL-RELATED
RUDOLPH'S RED NOSE IS NOT ALCOHOL-RELATED
RUDOLPH'S RED NOSE IS NOT ALCOHOL-RELATED
RUDOLPH'S RED NOSE IS NOT ALCOHOL-RELATED
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 5F07
WEDGIES ARE UNHEALTHY FOR CHILDREN AND OTHER LIVING THINGS
WEDGIES ARE UNHEALTHY FOR CHILDREN AND OTHER LIVING THINGS
WEDGIES ARE UNHEALTHY FOR CHILDREN AND OTHER LIVING THINGS
WEDGIES ARE UNHEALTHY FOR CHILDREN AND OTHER LIVING THINGS
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 3F08
I DO NOT HAVE POWER OF ATTORNEY OVER FIRST GRADERS
I DO NOT HAVE POWER OF ATTORNEY OVER FIRST GRADERS
I DO NOT HAVE POWER OF ATTORNEY OVER FIRST GRADERS
I DO NOT HAVE POWER OF ATTORNEY OVER FIRST GRADERS
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F19
MUD IS NOT ONE OF THE 4 FOOD GROUPS
MUD IS NOT ONE OF THE 4 FOOD GROUPS
MUD IS NOT ONE OF THE 4 FOOD GROUPS
MUD IS NOT ONE OF THE 4 FOOD GROUPS
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 9F15
The principal's toupee is not a Frisbee.
-- Bart Simpson - on the blackboard
I WILL NOT SKATEBOARD IN THE HALLS
I WILL NOT SKATEBOARD IN THE HALLS
I WILL NOT SKATEBOARD IN THE HALLS
I WILL NOT SKATEBOARD IN THE HALLS
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7G03
I will not eat things for money.
-- Bart Simpson - on the blackboard
Peace is not the absence of war. Peace is the presence of a system for
resolving conflicts before war becomes necessary. War never creates peace.
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I will not carve gods.
-- Bart Simpson - on the blackboard
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.
-- Bart Simpson - on the blackboard
NO ONE IS INTERESTED IN MY UNDERPANTS
NO ONE IS INTERESTED IN MY UNDERPANTS
NO ONE IS INTERESTED IN MY UNDERPANTS
NO ONE IS INTERESTED IN MY UNDERPANTS
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 9F17
THE FIRST AMENDMENT DOES NOT COVER BURPING
THE FIRST AMENDMENT DOES NOT COVER BURPING
THE FIRST AMENDMENT DOES NOT COVER BURPING
THE FIRST AMENDMENT DOES NOT COVER BURPING
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F22
I WILL NOT DRIVE THE PRINCIPAL'S CAR
I WILL NOT DRIVE THE PRINCIPAL'S CAR
I WILL NOT DRIVE THE PRINCIPAL'S CAR
I WILL NOT DRIVE THE PRINCIPAL'S CAR
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7F06
GARLIC GUM IS NOT FUNNY
GARLIC GUM IS NOT FUNNY
GARLIC GUM IS NOT FUNNY
GARLIC GUM IS NOT FUNNY
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7G13
My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man.
-- Bart Simpson - on the blackboard
I will not call the principal "spud head".
-- Bart Simpson - on the blackboard
