bart simpson quotes

I WILL NOT RE-TRANSMIT WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL
I WILL NOT RE-TRANSMIT WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL
I WILL NOT RE-TRANSMIT WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL
I WILL NOT RE-TRANSMIT WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 1F21

I will not bring sheep to class.

-- Bart Simpson - on the blackboard

THIS IS NOT A CLUE...OR IS IT?
THIS IS NOT A CLUE...OR IS IT?
THIS IS NOT A CLUE...OR IS IT?
THIS IS NOT A CLUE...OR IS IT?

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F16

I WILL NOT MOCK MRS. DUMBFACE
I WILL NOT MOCK MRS. DUMBFACE
I WILL NOT MOCK MRS. DUMBFACE
I WILL NOT MOCK MRS. DUMBFACE

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F21

A BURP IS NOT AN ANSWER
A BURP IS NOT AN ANSWER
A BURP IS NOT AN ANSWER
A BURP IS NOT AN ANSWER

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 9F07

RUDOLPH'S RED NOSE IS NOT ALCOHOL-RELATED
RUDOLPH'S RED NOSE IS NOT ALCOHOL-RELATED
RUDOLPH'S RED NOSE IS NOT ALCOHOL-RELATED
RUDOLPH'S RED NOSE IS NOT ALCOHOL-RELATED

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 5F07

WEDGIES ARE UNHEALTHY FOR CHILDREN AND OTHER LIVING THINGS
WEDGIES ARE UNHEALTHY FOR CHILDREN AND OTHER LIVING THINGS
WEDGIES ARE UNHEALTHY FOR CHILDREN AND OTHER LIVING THINGS
WEDGIES ARE UNHEALTHY FOR CHILDREN AND OTHER LIVING THINGS

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 3F08

I DO NOT HAVE POWER OF ATTORNEY OVER FIRST GRADERS
I DO NOT HAVE POWER OF ATTORNEY OVER FIRST GRADERS
I DO NOT HAVE POWER OF ATTORNEY OVER FIRST GRADERS
I DO NOT HAVE POWER OF ATTORNEY OVER FIRST GRADERS

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F19

MUD IS NOT ONE OF THE 4 FOOD GROUPS
MUD IS NOT ONE OF THE 4 FOOD GROUPS
MUD IS NOT ONE OF THE 4 FOOD GROUPS
MUD IS NOT ONE OF THE 4 FOOD GROUPS

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 9F15

The principal's toupee is not a Frisbee.

-- Bart Simpson - on the blackboard

I WILL NOT SKATEBOARD IN THE HALLS
I WILL NOT SKATEBOARD IN THE HALLS
I WILL NOT SKATEBOARD IN THE HALLS
I WILL NOT SKATEBOARD IN THE HALLS

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7G03

I will not eat things for money.

-- Bart Simpson - on the blackboard

Peace is not the absence of war. Peace is the presence of a system for
resolving conflicts before war becomes necessary. War never creates peace.
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I will not carve gods.

-- Bart Simpson - on the blackboard

I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.

-- Bart Simpson - on the blackboard

NO ONE IS INTERESTED IN MY UNDERPANTS
NO ONE IS INTERESTED IN MY UNDERPANTS
NO ONE IS INTERESTED IN MY UNDERPANTS
NO ONE IS INTERESTED IN MY UNDERPANTS

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 9F17

THE FIRST AMENDMENT DOES NOT COVER BURPING
THE FIRST AMENDMENT DOES NOT COVER BURPING
THE FIRST AMENDMENT DOES NOT COVER BURPING
THE FIRST AMENDMENT DOES NOT COVER BURPING

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F22

I WILL NOT DRIVE THE PRINCIPAL'S CAR
I WILL NOT DRIVE THE PRINCIPAL'S CAR
I WILL NOT DRIVE THE PRINCIPAL'S CAR
I WILL NOT DRIVE THE PRINCIPAL'S CAR

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7F06

GARLIC GUM IS NOT FUNNY
GARLIC GUM IS NOT FUNNY
GARLIC GUM IS NOT FUNNY
GARLIC GUM IS NOT FUNNY

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7G13

My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man.

-- Bart Simpson - on the blackboard

I will not call the principal "spud head".

-- Bart Simpson - on the blackboard