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The ultimate question: Why does life exist? The answer: For life's sake.

-ANONYMOUS, thought to be of Zensunni origin


Remember: the average is as close to the bottom as it is to the top.

-- Anonymous


“Her kisses left something to be desired - the rest of her.” (Anonymous)


Laughter is a tranquilliser with no side effects.

-- Anonymous


Experience is the hardest kind of teacher. It gives you the test first, and
the lesson afterward.

-- Anonymous


Write a wise saying and your name will live forever.
-- Anonymous


It is impossible to make anything foolproof, because fools are so ingenious
-- Anonymous


Good judgement comes from experience; and experience, well, that comes from bad
judgement.

-- Anonymous


God wisely designed the human body so that we can neither pat our own backs nor
kick ourselves too easily.

-- Anonymous


Peace may cost as much as war, but it is a better buy.

-- Anonymous


Nostalgia is the realization that things weren't as unbearable as they seemed
at the time.

-- Anonymous.


Don't get mad, get even.
-- Joseph P. Kennedy

Don't get even, get jewelry.
-- Anonymous


The average woman would rather have beauty than brains because the average
man can see better than he can think.
-- Anonymous


The average woman would rather have beauty than brains because the average
man can see better than he can think
-- Anonymous


The highest happiness of man is to have probed what is knowable and quietly to
revere what is unknowable.

-- Anonymous


Only fools are quoted.
-- Anonymous


Only fools are quoted.
-- Anonymous


“I'd like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he's working on now.” (Anonymous)


“Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.” (Anonymous)


Isn't it strange? The same people who laugh at gypsy fortune-tellers take
economists seriously.

-- Anonymous


Now I lay me back to sleep.
The speaker's dull; the subject's deep.
If he should stop before I wake,
Give me a nudge for goodness' sake.
-- Anonymous


Never be afraid to tell the world who you are.
-- Anonymous


When things go wrong, don't go with them.

-- Anonymous


“Chastity is curable, if detected early.” (Anonymous)


The highest happiness of man is to have probed what is knowable and quietly to
revere what is unknowable.

-- Anonymous


Wir sind gew”hnt daá Leute verh”hnen was sie nicht versthehen." (We are aware
that people will scoff what they do not understand)

-- Anonymous


“Life is a sexually transmitted disease.” (Anonymous)


Were there fewer fools, knaves would starve.
- Anonymous


When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut
-- Anonymous


It is better to remain silent and thought a fool, than to open your mouth and
remove all doubt.

-- Anonymous