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“This is a great, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus. Heh heh.”
-Fry
"I don't get it." -Leela
"I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid
joke once and for all." -Professor
"Oh. What's it called now?" -Fry
"Urectum." -Professor


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