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The Ruffed Pandanga of Borneo and Rotherham spreads out his
feathers in his courtship dance and imitates Winston
Churchill and Tommy Cooper on one leg. The padanga is dying
out because the female padanga doesn't take it too
seriously.

-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"


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