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[The Kennedy Assassinations]

“Sometime later - FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON - somebody shot that
nice young president when he was riding in his car and a few
years after that, somebody shot his little brother too - only he
was in the hotel kitchen.
Must be hard being brothers.”

Forrest Gump


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