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“`The first ten million years were the worst,' said Marvin,
`and the second ten million, they were the worst too. The
third ten million I didn't enjoy at all. After that I went
into a bit of a decline.'”

- Marvin reflecting back on his 576,000,003,579 year
career as Milliways' car park attendent.


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