Step 1: Instead of 'ass' say 'buns'. Like 'kiss my buns' or 'You're a buns
Step 2: Instead of 'shit' say 'poo'. As in 'bull poo' 'poo head' and 'this
poo is cold'.
Step 3: With 'bitch' drop the 't', 'Cause 'bich' is Latin for 'generosity'.
Step 4: Don't say 'fuck' anymore, 'Cause 'fuck' is the worst word that you
can say. So just use the word 'mmmkay'!