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“So you don't have to, Cindy, but I was wondering if you might
want to go to someplace, you know, with me, sometime.”
"Well, I can think of a lot of worse things, David."
"Friday, then?"
"Why not, David, it might even be fun."
-- Dating in Minnesota


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