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Ross: [sarcastic] Oh please, can't I come to your special, magical cabin?

Rachel: Why would you even want to come Ross? You're a horrible skier.

Ross: Oh-oh, hitting me where it hurts - my ski skills.

Monica: Here we go again.

Joey: I-I can't handle this, you guys.

Chandler: You know what, I can handle it, handle is my middle name.
Actually it's the ah, middle part of my first name.

Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"


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