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Ross: Oh come on, we just had this huge fight, all right, don't I have to
wait a while?

Chandler: Hey, this isn't like swimming after you eat, pick up the phone!!

(Ross goes to call her.)

Chandler: Y'know that whole swimming thing is a myth.

Joey: Yeah, tell that to my Uncle Lenny.

Chandler: Why? What happened to him?

Joey: Nothing, he's just really believes in that.

Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"


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