sleeper: why are people obsessed with one-liners?
It takes 3 lines - OMG what a disaster!
rindolf: newline prices went up again
Botje: I buy my newlines in the black market
Botje: again? drat.
* Botje reports rindolf to the newline police
Botje: I know about an... (underground) operation going on to
pirate newlines.
Botje: I bribed a few cops in the newline police, but nice try.
Botje: Some crazy guys are trying to free newlines from
patents! They want to rid the market!
* cursor gets called up to serve in the newline jury
I think we need to start a campaign to lift all restrictions
off newlines.
rindolf: La Resistance lives on!\n
I already stockpiled millions of newlines
Botje: We can have the one-liners destroyed by sundown
Not destroyed, but... TURNED INTO TWO-LINERS! Mwuhahaha!

-- Did anybody see my newline at Freenode's #perl channel.