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Ralph: "Miss Hoover? The floor is shaking."

Miss Hoover:
"Ralph, remember the time you thought the --"
[gusher explodes through the ceiling, taking Ralph with it]

--Ralph Wiggum
Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One) (Episode 2F16)


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