Our ancestor, Assur-nasir-apli, who was known as the cruelest of the cruel,
seized the throne by slaying his own father and starting the reign of the
sword. His conquests included the Ururnia Lake region. which led him to
Commagene and Khabur. His son received tribute from the Shuites, from Tyre,
Sidon, Gebel and even from Jehu, son of Omri whose very name struck terror into
thousands. The conquests which began with Assur-nasirapli carried arms into
Media and later into Israel, Damascus, Edom, Arpad, Babylon and Umlias. Does
anyone remember these names and places now? I have given you enough clues: Try
to name the planet.

-The Stolen Journals