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Oh, Captain Janeway. Lace: The Final Brassiere. Oh hurry up, I'm a busy man.
Ugh, this high-speed modem is intolerably slow. (The download is interrupted by
a banner advertisement) Hey, what the? Huh, the Internet King. I wonder if he
can provide faster nudity.

--Comic Book Guy
Das Bus (Episode 5F11)


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