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Notes for a ballet, "The Spell": ... Suddenly Sigmund hears
the flutter of wings, and a group of wild swans flies across
the moon ... Sigmund is astounded to see that their leader is
part swan and part woman --unfortunately, divided lengthwise.
She enchants Sigmund, who is careful not to make any poultry
jokes ...

-- Woody Allen


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