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Mulder: See, this is a helium balloon here, and the one thing I
DID learn in kindergarten is, when you let them go they
float up up and away, but you see this is moving AWAY
from him ... horizontally.
Scully: Did you learn about WIND in kindergarten?

"The X-Files: The Calusari"


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