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Mulder: Are you familiar with the 10 commandments Scully?
Scully: You want me to recite them?
Mulder: Just number four, the one about obeying the Sabbath -
the part where God made heaven and earth but didn't
bother to tell anybody about his side projects.

"The X-Files: Anasazi"


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