Mr Merkin (check meaning in dictionary),

You are a pubic (check in dictionary) figure. As such, one would expect
you to be able to delve, flea-like in your industry (check in dictionary)
into whatever problem assailing your sensibilities.

However, you insist on snivelling and asking for help.

Your sobriquet (check meaning in dictionary) fits you.

-- Marc A. Volovic on linux-il, 30 Dec, 1995