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Mischa: [to Monica] And the vet said it was time. And so from half a world
away, while my Mother held the phone to his ear, I said good bye to my
dog. In seven languages.

Monica: Oh. [to Phoebe] Can I have a tissue?

Phoebe: Oh, yeah, sure. I just hope you, hope you don't accidentally suck
it up through your nose and choke on it.

Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"


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