Milhouse:
Can I use your bathroom?

CBG: No, you may not. The bathroom is for paying customers only, if you
purchase an item you may use the bathroom.

Milhouse:
Aw, ok, how about that?

(Milhouse points to a framed photo)

CBG: That is a rare photo of Sean Connery signed by Roger Moore, it is
worth one hundred and fifty dollars.

Milhouse:
Aw, what can I get for 75 cents?

CBG: (sigh) You may purchase this charming Hamburglar adventure. A
child has already solved the jumble using crayons. The answer is
'fries'.

22 Short Films About Springfield (Episode 3F18)