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Milhouse:
Excuse me. Do you have the Carl Yazstremski baseball card
from 1973, when he had big sideburns?

CBG: Show me the thirty bucks, 'cos if you ain't got it, I ain't
getting off the stool.

Three Men and a Comic Book (Episode 7F21)


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