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“`Maybe somebody here tipped off the Galactic Police,' said
Trillian. `Everybody saw you come in.'
`You mean they want to arrest me over the phone?' said
Zaphod, `Could be. I'm a pretty dangerous dude when I'm
cornered.'
`Yeah,' said a voice from under the table [Ford's now
completely rat-arsed at this point], `you go to pieces so
fast people get hit by the shrapnel.'”

- Zaphod getting paranoid over a phone call.


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