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It's this V-Chip. I hate it. I can't say any dirty words.

Really? So you can't say "fuck"?

No.

And you can't say "shit"?

Nope.

So you can't say, "I'm Eric Cartman the fattest fucking piece of shit in the
world"?

Fuck you. *AAAARGH*

Dude, sweet.


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