Homer: Welcome to the internet my friend, how can I help you?

CBG: I'm interested in upgrading my twenty eight point eight kilobaud
internet connection to a one point five megabit fiber-optic T-1 line.
Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatable with my
token ring ethernet LAN configuration?

Homer: (after long pause) Can I have some money now?

Das Bus (Episode 5F11)