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Homer: Oh, 125 bucks...
[Flanders appears in a `thought' balloon over Homer's head]
Flanders: Sometimes, you got to spoil yourself... spoil yourself...
spoil yourself...
Homer: Buty I can't afford to...
Flanders: Simpson! I order you to buy those shoes!
Homer: Okay, Flanders, you're the boss! Heh heh heh.

-- Homer and his conscience? "Bart's Dog Gets an F"


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