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He had the look of a lawn mower just after the grass had organised a
workers' collective. There was a definite suggestion that, deep inside, he
knew this was not really happening. It could not be happening because this
sort of thing did not happen. Any contradictory evidence could be safely
ignored.
(Jingo)


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