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Good night, Retch Dude and Slobber Girl. Sweet screams! (Begins to lower them
into the Lucite tank). (Turning to Lawless) Ha, ha, ha! I am unbelievably amused.
Soon those bratty buttinskis will be encased in Lucite for all eternity. While
we're waiting, here are some names you may call me on our wedding night: (Clears
throat) Obi Wan,Iron Man, Mr. Mxyzptlk, and of course, Big Papa Smurf.

--Comic Book Guy
Treehouse of Horror X: Desperately Xeeking Xena (Episode BABF01)


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