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From "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"

ARTHUR: In the name of the Lord, we demand entrance to this sacred castle!
GUARD: No chance, English bedwetting types. I burst my pimples at you and call
your door opening request a silly thing. You tiny-brained wipers of
other people's bottoms!
ARTHUR: If you do not open this door, we shall take this castle by force!
[splat]
In the name of God and the glory of our--
[splat]
Right! That settles it!


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