“Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy, wealthy and dead.”
-- Apparently Terry nicked this from James Thurber. Still a good
quote, though.
(Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic)

The druid stiffened. "*Nice?*" he said. "A triumph of the silicon chunk, a
miracle of modern masonic technology -- *nice*?" "Oh, yes," said Twoflower,
to whom sarcasm was merely a seven letter word beginning with S.
(The Light Fantastic)