Choo darling, of COURSE we do. My distro (Bogus Linux v0.93r1) is
MILES better than your distro, whatever it may be, especially since I say
so. My penguin, in addition, is MUCH more beautiful than yours and, to
boot, has a bigger beak! And much nicer feathers. And can eat more fish
than yours. Nyah! Nyah! Nyah!

-- Marc A. Volovic on linux-il, 04 Jun, 2000