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CBG: Question: Is your name Ridley Scott or James Cameron?

Homer: No, it's Homer.

CBG: Well then, I would thank you to stop peering at my screenplay, Homer.
And if I see a movie where computers threaten our personal liberties,
I will know that you stole my idea.

Homer: I'm just waiting for my kid.

Homer's Brain:
Mental note: steal his idea.

Lisa The Iconoclast (Episode 3F13)


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