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(CBG is accosted by Rex Banner)

Rex Banner:
Are you the Beer Baron?

CBG: Yes, but only by night. By day, I am a mild-mannered reporter for
a major metropolitan newspaper.

Rex Banner:
Don't crack wise with me tubby.

CBG: Tubby? Oh yes, tubby.

Homer Vs. The 18th Amendment (Episode 4F15)


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