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CBG: Er, your attention please. Mr. Simpson will now be autographing 8 by
10 glossies of Poochie. Please form a line, there will be no cutting.
I'm talking to you Mr. Cutter.

(CBG cuts to the front of the line)

CBG: Pardon me. Look out. Pardon me. Excuse me. Hot soup. Hi, can you
make one out to me and three out to my friend of the same name.

The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show (Episode 4F12)


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