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Bart: "Hello, is Homer there?"
Moe: "Homer who?"
Bart: "Homer.....sexual
Moe: "Wait one second, let me check. [calls] Uh, Homer Sexual? Hey,
come on, one of you guys has got to be Homer Sexual! [guffaws,
from the gang] You rotten live pot! If I ever get a hold of
you, I'll sink my teeth into your cheek and rip your face off."

-- Bart's phone prank in Principal Charming


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