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[At the Brown Bird meeting]
Ross: [to the girl sitting next to him] Hi there. How many, how many ah,
did you sell?

Girl: I'm not gonna tell you! You're the bad man who broke Sarah's leg.

Ross: Hey now! That was an accident, okay.

Girl: You're a big scrud.

Ross: What's a scrud?

Girl: Why don't you look in the mirror, scrud.

Ross: I don't have too. I can just look at you.

Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"


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