(At 'Miscellaneous Etc.' gadget store)

CBG: Yes, finally. I would like to return your quote unquote, Ultimate
Belt.

Storekeeper:
I see, do you have a receipt, quote unquote,sir?

CBG: I do not have a receipt, I won it as a door prize at the Star Trek
convention, although I find their choice of prize highly illogical
as the average Trekker has no use for a medium-sized belt.

Storekeeper:
Whoa, whoa. A fat, sarcastic Star Trek fan. You must be a devil with
the ladies.

CBG: Hey, I... Huh... Tha... Oh...

Storekeeper:
Gee, I hate to let you down Casanova, but uh, no receipt, no return.

Bart: I'll give you four bucks for it.

CBG: Very well. I must hurry back to my comic book store, where I dispense
the insults rather than absorb them.

The Homer They Fall (Episode 4F03)