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ARTHUR It probably seems a terrible thing to say, but you
know what I sometimes think would be useful in these situations?
LINT. What?
ARTHUR A gun of some sort.
LINT.2 Will this help?
ARTHUR What is it?
LINT.2 A gun of some sort.
ARTHUR Oh, that'll help. Can you make it fire?
LINT. Er...
F/X DEAFENING ROAR
LINT. Yes.

- Arthur and the Lintillas gaining the upper hand, Fit the Twelfth.


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